people get so mad at me and hostile when I don’t start crying every time a new celebrity dies. too bad! I can’t keep track of all the jennifer loves hewitts and the hilary clinton’s of the world. there are too many names im supposed to remember and im just sick of it. people these days know more celebrities than presidents and thats just awful. these presidents did things. real honest to goodness things, and all celebrities do is occasionally say some things that someone else wrote for them in a movie or sing a song that they spent thirty hours trying to record. it’s ridiculous. there’s no value in what celebrities do. my local farmer is so much more important to society than any celebrity you can name. he makes produce: food! actual food you can eat and feed to cows and then eat the cows. that’s real tangible value. not acting or single or dancing or making a show about yourself on e channel. we live in a society where no one knows the name of the farmer who has fed them all their life but they know the name of the actor who played the supporting role in their 9th favorite movie. give me a break already. this is ridiculous. so I don’t care when a celebrity dies. good riddance, one less name i have to pretend to know when someone references them. when my farmer dies, that’s when ill cry. that’s when ill cry
"I don’t think people love me. They love versions of me I have spun for them, versions of me they have construed in their minds. The easy versions of me, the easy parts of me to love."
